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Five on Gas
What am I supposed to do when someone says they “got 5 on gas”.
Here are some appropiate responses
5 what?
Yea hi-five for gas! Now how much you puttin in?
Excuse me?
So u just want a ride down the driveway?
Good cuz this is the last ride you’ll ever take.
Yea me too! Guess we’re not going far.
Oh okay so after you wash my car I got a load of laundry for you to do.
Just a few. I just paid $3.69/gal for gas today. Forget your $5!!!
Heir apparent isn’t much better. Go play another charity game that I could care less about. from now on Kevin “Goodman League” Durant. @kdtrey5
Best player in the league isn’t sweating the lockout though. Check him on @kingjames on twitter. Not sure he even knows a lockout is going on
